There are some things/skills that new dads should acquire/learn that parenting blogs and books don't teach you. I'm going to make a post whenever I learn something new.
1) You should master the ability to prepare milk in 30s after waking up in the middle of the night. Not to the toilet first, not scratch your balls first. Unless you want your baby to scream the house down.
2) When the baby is asleep, many people look at how cute he is or how angelic he is and go awwww. WRONG. Go sleep. Because sleep is the thing you can't do when the baby is awake. And you will always want to sleep when he's not. Trust me.
3) When changing diaper, he will choose to pee when you remove the diaper. So put a tissue/cloth over this penis when removing/wiping.
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HAAHAHAHAHAHHA yes to all 3 points! pt 3, girls included!
ReplyDeleteYup, spot on for Point No. 3. Pai seh, you had to learn that for yourself. I forgot to warn you:P
ReplyDeleteArrenn